With practice you can be just as annoying as the people in your Facebook news feed. Try out these easy tactics:
-Ask for a recommendation for something that you can easily research yourself.
Even though Google is just a click away, you really want your “friends” advice. So go ahead and just ask. People who comment on Facebook will be more than happy to recommend something! Pro Tip: make it punchy, and always end with “Go…”
- “Book recommendations to download on my Kindle. Go…”
- “Does anyone know any cool hip restaurants to eat at while I’m visiting Chicago? Go…”
-Post any Buzzfeed video.
Really milk it with one of these captions:
- “Bwahahaha!!!”
- “This is perfect! ☺
- “Mind. Blown.”
-Rant about something, anything.
Even better if it’s politics.
- Try starting off the rant with this line: “I never do this, but…”
- Bonus Points: get into a fight with someone in the comments section.
-Get way too personal.
Tell a heartbreaking story about either yourself, your family, or a close friend. Make it about how you (they) overcame something really horrible. Or just tell all of your followers about a death.
-Post an album of way too many travel photos.
I’m talking so many that you even include the ones that didn’t come out all that good:
- An out of focus photo of a butterfly.
- Bonus Points: Beach photos while it’s the dead of winter back home.
-Spoil endings to popular television shows under the pretext that you aren’t spoiling them.
Try something like this:
- “I’m not gonna say who died at the end of Walking Dead, but let me just say they had it coming. He was really starting to piss me off.”
Good Luck!!!
Transformation of Things 